The Last Words…
Did you ever stop to think if anyone says something really profound or witty when they know they are about to die? I was curious about some of the people I admire and then found some others I thought worthy enough to share.
Oscar Wilde is one of my favorite writers…and his final words didn’t let me down 🙂
I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953
To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?
Suicide note.
~~ George Eastman, inventor, d. March 14, 1932
Moose . . . Indian . . .
~~ Henry David Thoreau, writer, d. May 6, 1862
God bless… God damn.
~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.
~~ Leonardo da Vinci, artist, d. 1519
I die hard but am not afraid to go.
~~ George Washington, US President, d. December 14, 1799
(My Personal favorite)
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Lord help my poor soul.
~~ Edgar Allan Poe, writer, d. October 7, 1849
Adieu, mes amis. Je vais la gloire.
(Farewell, my friends! I go to glory!)
~~ Isadora Duncan, dancer, d. 1927
I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
~~ François Rabelais, writer, d. 1553
All my possessions for a moment of time.
~~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, d. 1603
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room – and God damn it – died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O’Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953
I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.
~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
~~ Errol Flynn, actor, d. October 14, 1959
A dying man can do nothing easy.
~~ Benjamin Franklin, statesman, d. April 17, 1790
God will pardon me, that’s his line of work.
~~ Heinrich Heine, poet, d. February 15, 1856
Turn up the lights, I don’t want to go home in the dark.
~~ O. Henry (William Sidney Porter), writer, d. June 4, 1910
Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.
~~ Walter De La Mare, writer, d. 1956
Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?
~~ Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715
I must go in, the fog is rising.
~~ Emily Dickinson, poet, d. 1886
Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.
~~ Alexander Pope, writer, d. May 30, 1744
Nothing, but death.
When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.
~~ Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 181
Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1821
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
~~ Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824
I’m bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
Goodnight my darlings, I’ll see you tomorrow.
~~ Noel Coward, writer, d. 1973
Get my swan costume ready.
~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931
September 9, 2007 at 8:39 am
Heather, it’s a known fact that artists are a tad on the wacky side, which opens the windows of creativity, all these pictures of churches and now these death bed last words, don’t make me come down there, oh wait, I am coming down there. (he he)
September 9, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Wow, these are great.
Many of these final epitaphs really give you insight about these people…..like Beethoven and Poe….
Thanks for sharing 🙂
September 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm
It’s simple with me Cindy. I’m merely living my life in reverse. I started with death, then grew into adulthood and am now just entering the teenage years. I can’t wait until I’m 9…just tall enough to fit under the sign for Autopia at Disneyland but too young to do laundry. And, I promise you…you will be glad you came for Halloween… 🙂
September 9, 2007 at 11:16 pm
I just love all these last words. I could never choose a favorite. Thank you for posting them.
September 10, 2007 at 1:04 am
Ok, I understand, that explains a lot! Heather, you MUST write a book combined with you pictures. The way you write these days is so fun to read! I have been picturing in my mind your painting, I’ll give it a try, mostly do faces though, but an old ship in a storm, it might have the properties of a face..