The scar and the 2 headed baby

Well, I thought I might start out this Halloween with a bit of a story…and if that title don’t grab ya, well you must be glued to the tele.

The other night I decided to head out to my Halloween Haunt that’s open all year round and harbors some really stellar props for Halloween. I’m not sure I’ve ever been there this close to the big day…I’m usually visiting in June and July, but i needed some more black-light paint and my choices were limited. I brought some of my family with me and left them to wander at will. There’s plenty to see and there were plenty there to see it! As I wandered down the aisles, I began to noticed people staring at me strange. Some would actually make a face and move on quickly. At this point in time, I’m sporting a pretty good scar from a recent bout with skin cancer. It runs from my inner left eye down about 2 inches. Now the scar doesn’t bother me much cause I kinda like the mystique…but I kept thinking to myself, “Geez…What the heck’s the big deal?”…. “Hasn’t anyone ever seen a scar on a female?” I kept moving down the various aisles, full of people there to enjoy all the crazy things they sell Halloween related or and find just the right costume. But, every single time I got near anyone… they made a strange face… and by the time I was down the last aisle…well I was getting pretty perturbed. Suddenly a lady hit her husband, pointed at me and laughed… I looked at her totally confused and then she pointed again…lower.

That’s when I looked down and realized I was holding in the crook of my arm… the last prop I had come for…

Mystery Over 😉

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